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| Taijitu |
 Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:11 am |
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Post links to funny TEF reviews! Here's one I just found: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/mmo-roulette/endlessforest.php . Allow me to quote some of this stuff.
Quote: Normally I review games of the MMORPG genre every two weeks but this article is a bit different since I am reviewing "The Endless Forest" which I don't think actually qualifies as a game. I would call it a chat room for people who want to be deer... but you can't actually chat. No words can really describe The Endless Forest, though some words can come close: "crap", "strange", "bizarre", "garbage", perhaps even "nightmare inducing horror." However, none of these words can really do justice to what I am about to show you.
Quote: You can't even chat with people in some stupid secret deer language. The only means of communication include mooing or sniffing each other's virtual deer butt holes. Somehow these people actually enjoy doing this every day for hours on end. Life must be great, waking up Saturday morning, taking a deep breath of stale air from the basement, and exclaiming, "It is that time again! Time to be a deer!" Another annoying trait of the "Deers United" is the fact that every single one of them refers to themselves in the third person. They basically admit they play this horrible game but refuse to actually believe it so they pretend they are talking about their deer and not themselves.
Note to the last sentence: Whomever did the interview, whether they be one, two, or more, they obviously have no imagination. Talking in "3rd Person" is basically like role-playing. Who says we're not allowed to pretend the deer we play as are actually in their own world and to imagine that they are themselves, and not us? Okay, I make no sense right now  , I waited some minutes to figure out how to put it into a sentence but my brain just went "ka-poot" xD.
Quote: Eventually the administrators/developers, who have a gigantic god complex, bothered themselves to enter the forest. In some attempt to scare us off they basically ended the world. That is right -- they ended the endless forest with a credit roll and everything. Fireworks, crappy lightning bolts, and cages rained from above along with cryptic misspelled text, undoubtedly stolen from some anime. When it was all said and done two words were all that was left in the forest.
I wish I could've seen that  !
Now it's whoever else wants to post links to interviews of The Endless Forest, try and make sure they're funny, though ! |
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| Bellamy |
| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:15 am |
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I've seen that article, and I was there when they tried to "grief" us with their group of little choir fawns. Fun times.  |
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| halogen |
| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:04 am |
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| Lol, some people have no taste. |
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| Santur |
| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:14 am |
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Quote: they ended the endless forest with a credit roll and everything. Fireworks, crappy lightning bolts, and cages rained from above along with cryptic misspelled text, undoubtedly stolen from some anime. When it was all said and done two words were all that was left in the forest. |
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| Liëka |
| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:02 pm |
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Oh god...
Did they actually think that the Abio was for them?
These guys have a real ego problem. It says 'The End' at the end of every Abio, sillys! |
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| Sedna |
| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:17 pm |
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the endless forest never ends :0
i LOL'd at virtual butt holes. i really couldn't help it. |
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| Kaicow |
| Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:55 pm |
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People just keep digging this article up over and over, don't they. :B Just let it diiieeee. D:
I don't really read reviews(or interviews for that matter), so I can't name a few inherently funny ones right off the top of my head. I'll snoop around for a bit though. |
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| Wildbluesun |
| Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:20 am |
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Dude.
SA.
Got us free publicity. |
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| Bellamy |
| Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:22 am |
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Wildbluesun wrote: Dude.
SA.
Got us free publicity.
And they had no idea! XD |
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| Jen |
| Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:45 am |
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I'm going to be completely honesty.
TEF got SO much publicity out of that article, it's hilarious. Our population BOOMED (baby-boom lulz) after that came out. All I have to say to them it, thank you! |
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| Wildbluesun |
| Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:43 pm |
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And they gave the community a rallying point! Made us all feel a bit more community-ish.
That backfired on them SO MUCH. |
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