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Lenina
Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:15 am Reply with quote
Joined: 10 Jun 2007 Posts: 77
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams

Reminds me of those completely off the wall warning labels on products haha.
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makeshifter
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:23 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 1720 Location: It's remarkable the smile you make just by showing up.
actually those were made because some idiot tried it and sued the pants off them because there jackasses i mean really its commen sense not to iron you cloths on your body.
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Wildbluesun
Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:39 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 4266 Location: London, Land of Tea and Top Hats
On peanuts:

"May contain nuts."

May...on the other hand, may not.
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makeshifter
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:34 am Reply with quote
Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 1720 Location: It's remarkable the smile you make just by showing up.
WHAT ELSE WOULD IT CONTAIN, ARTICHOKES!!!!!
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Lenina
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:46 am Reply with quote
Joined: 10 Jun 2007 Posts: 77
makeshifter wrote:
actually those were made because some idiot tried it and sued the pants off them because there jackasses i mean really its commen sense not to iron you cloths on your body.

That's why I said it reminded me of that quote.
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Yorda
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:25 am Reply with quote
Joined: 16 Oct 2007 Posts: 80 Location: The Woods
"On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur, l'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux." - Le Petit Prince, 1943

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
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BeanBean
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:40 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 123 Location: Stealing a Vampires Virginity ;)
My own personal favourite quote is from one of my heros sarge from Red VS Blue
"I like the part where you die...BRAVO!!..ENCORE!!!"
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Anaphetia
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:00 am Reply with quote
Joined: 26 Nov 2007 Posts: 72
“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

-Ellen DeGeneres

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"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. "

-Unknown
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"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

-Unknown
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Wildbluesun
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:10 pm Reply with quote
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BeanBean wrote:
"I like the part where you die...BRAVO!!..ENCORE!!!"


Nasty quote. x.X
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Lyrak
Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:19 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Posts: 1139 Location: Some Ohio Cornfield
Anaphetia wrote:
“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

-Ellen DeGeneres


XDD I love Ellen. lol
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BeanBean
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:54 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 123 Location: Stealing a Vampires Virginity ;)
Wildbluesun wrote:
BeanBean wrote:
"I like the part where you die...BRAVO!!..ENCORE!!!"


Nasty quote. x.X

i have a dark sense of humor Razz
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Wildbluesun
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:27 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 4266 Location: London, Land of Tea and Top Hats
I prefer my humour with a side-order of happy.
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BeanBean
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:53 am Reply with quote
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another harsh quote maybe wildbluesun shouldnt read this

"Who cares if its team killing you all bleed the same" Smile
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juliasin
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 3:46 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Posts: 69 Location: Australia
[quote="Anaphetia

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

-Unknown[/quote]

rotfl!
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BeanBean
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:46 am Reply with quote
Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 123 Location: Stealing a Vampires Virginity ;)
all my favourite quotes from kingdom of heaven

Balian of Ibelin: You go with the army?
Hospitaller: My order is with the army.
Balian of Ibelin: You go to certain death.
Hospitaller: All death is certain. I shall tell your father what I've seen you become.
[rides away]

Hospitaller: Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves.

Balian of Ibelin: How can you be in hell, when you are in my heart?

Balian of Ibelin: Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Safeguard the helpless. Never lie, even if it leads to your death; that is your oath.
[slap]
Balian of Ibelin: And that is so you don't forget it. Rise a knight... rise a knight!

Hospitaller: I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What god desires is here
[points to head]
Hospitaller: and here
[points to heart]
Hospitaller: and what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man - or not.

Godfrey of Ibelin: You are not what you were born, but what you have it in yourself to be

and finally

Balian of Ibelin: [to the people of Jerusalem] It has fallen to us, to defend Jerusalem, and we have made our preparations as well as they can be made. None of us took this city from Muslims. No Muslim of the great army now coming against us was born when this city was lost. We fight over an offence we did not give, against those who were not alive to be offended. What is Jerusalem? Your holy places lie over the Jewish temple that the Romans pulled down. The Muslim places of worship lie over yours. Which is more holy?
[pause]
Balian of Ibelin: The wall? The Mosque? The Sepulchre? Who has claim? No one has claim.
[raises his voice]
Balian of Ibelin: All have claim!
Bishop, Patriarch of Jerusalem: That is blasphemy!
Almaric: [to the Patriarch] Be quiet.
Balian of Ibelin: We defend this city, not to protect these stones, but the people living within these walls.

i know its hellishly long but there so much truth in those words
this is why i single handedly love kinghts so much even if they where in a majority where a bunch of psychos but every now and then there would be a heroic one
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