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Michael
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All by Pepperminte.
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Michael
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David Mitchell
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Michael
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artandghosts
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Michael
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:51 am Reply with quote
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does anyone know who made this?
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Taijitu
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:08 pm Reply with quote
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Um...um...um... ...Um, um, um, um, uuuuummmmm...!!!... I don't know Laughing ...tell us please Shocked ?
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Taijitu
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:10 pm Reply with quote
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Noctuidae wrote:
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Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf

As soon as Wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma's door.
When Grandma opened it, she saw
The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin,
And Wolfie said, ``May I come in?''
Poor Grandmamma was terrified,
``He's going to eat me up!'' she cried.

And she was absolutely right.
He ate her up in one big bite.
But Grandmamma was small and tough,
And Wolfie wailed, ``That's not enough!
I haven't yet begun to feel
That I have had a decent meal!''
He ran around the kitchen yelping,
``I've got to have a second helping!''
Then added with a frightful leer,
``I'm therefore going to wait right here
Till Little Miss Red Riding Hood
Comes home from walking in the wood.''
He quickly put on Grandma's clothes,
(Of course he hadn't eaten those).
He dressed himself in coat and hat.
He put on shoes, and after that
He even brushed and curled his hair,
Then sat himself in Grandma's chair.
In came the little girl in red.
She stopped. She stared. And then she said,

``What great big ears you have, Grandma.''
``All the better to hear you with,'' the Wolf replied.
``What great big eyes you have, Grandma.''
said Little Red Riding Hood.
``All the better to see you with,'' the Wolf replied.

He sat there watching her and smiled.
He thought, I'm going to eat this child.
Compared with her old Grandmamma
She's going to taste like caviar.

Then Little Red Riding Hood said, ``But Grandma,
what a lovely great big furry coat you have on.''

``That's wrong!'' cried Wolf. ``Have you forgot
To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got?
Ah well, no matter what you say,
I'm going to eat you anyway.''
The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, ``Hello, and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat.''



Roald Dahl, Revolting Rhymes
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Ah-ha-ha-ha...Ahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa! Laughing
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path to home
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:10 pm Reply with quote
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that looks more like a bear to me...
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Taijitu
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:22 am Reply with quote
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It is, but it's basically the same concept as little red riding hood
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Moria
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:50 am Reply with quote
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Tokyo Akazukin (Tokyo Red Hood)
Confused
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Michael
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:09 pm Reply with quote
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by JerryCai

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well she didnt really make it outta the wolfs stomach
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Verdalas
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:27 pm Reply with quote
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Michael wrote:

David Mitchell


Is she.. biting the wolf's nose? o__O
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Michael
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:14 am Reply with quote
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Or maybe it's a playful kiss? Question
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Wildbluesun
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:12 pm Reply with quote
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That's how I interpret it.
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Ghost
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:46 pm Reply with quote
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But there's blood by her feet. Razz That must be one hell of a kiss.
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Liëka
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:32 pm Reply with quote
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There's blood on the nose too. She is biting it! Laughing
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